Continuation of classes where Jaggu left……

Some Acronyms expanded

BSE                             =          BOMBAY SE EXIT

NSE                             =          NATION SE EXIT

NIFTY                           =          NO INCOME FOR THIS YEAR

FII                             =          FRAUDULANT INTERNATIONAL INVESTOR

PE                              =          PLUNGE ENDLESS
 
EBITDA                          =          EXIT BEFORE IT TUMBLES DOWN AGAIN

HNI                             =          HAS NO IDEA

PMS                             =          PRE-MEDITATED SCAM

SIP                             =          SUICIDE by INVESTING PATIENTLY

CORRECTION                      =          THE NEXT DAY AFTER YOU BOUGHT SHARES

MOMENTUM BUYING                 =          THE FINE ART OF BUYING HIGH AND SELLING LOW

VALUE BUYING                    =          THE FINE ART OF BUYING LOW AND SELLING EVEN LOWER

CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer.

CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer.

BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake
himself for a financial genius.

BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the
wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.

VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.

P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market
keeps crashing.

BROKER -- What my broker has made me.

STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.

STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.

STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally
between themselves.

FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.

CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.

PROFIT -- an archaic word no longer in use