Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Continuation of classes where Jaggu left……

Some Acronyms expanded

BSE                             =          BOMBAY SE EXIT

NSE                             =          NATION SE EXIT

NIFTY                           =          NO INCOME FOR THIS YEAR

FII                             =          FRAUDULANT INTERNATIONAL INVESTOR

PE                              =          PLUNGE ENDLESS
 
EBITDA                          =          EXIT BEFORE IT TUMBLES DOWN AGAIN

HNI                             =          HAS NO IDEA

PMS                             =          PRE-MEDITATED SCAM

SIP                             =          SUICIDE by INVESTING PATIENTLY

CORRECTION                      =          THE NEXT DAY AFTER YOU BOUGHT SHARES

MOMENTUM BUYING                 =          THE FINE ART OF BUYING HIGH AND SELLING LOW

VALUE BUYING                    =          THE FINE ART OF BUYING LOW AND SELLING EVEN LOWER

CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer.

CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer.

BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake
himself for a financial genius.

BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the
wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.

VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.

P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market
keeps crashing.

BROKER -- What my broker has made me.

STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.

STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.

STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally
between themselves.

FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.

CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.

PROFIT -- an archaic word no longer in use


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6 comments:

geniusjaggu said...

paaji,
u made my evening...

HAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAA

with love,
jaggu

geniusjaggu said...

i want to give 6* stars..but have to content with 5stars..LOLL

S S Cheema said...

Thanks as always - jaggu (The He Bull)

Uma said...

One heck of an interesting video, it's great the way this analyst separates how the market is reacting and where the economy is heading:

http://www.marketwatch.com/tvradio/player.asp?guid={EEAFB045-6EA9-4146-B9A4-D9DACA04BDBA}

Uma said...

I like this one:

FII = FRAUDULANT INTERNATIONAL INVESTOR

S S Cheema said...

Uma: seing the video and added your definition.